Farce of the Penguins

Farce of the Penguins
Director: Bob Saget
Writer: Bob Saget (writer)
Release Date: 22 February 2007 (Iceland)
Genre: Comedy


* Cast :

Samuel L. Jackson ... Narrator (voice)
Jason Alexander ... Penguin on Belly (voice)
Christina Applegate ... Melissa (voice)
James Belushi ... They're all bitches Penguin (voice)
Jason Biggs ... Insecure Penguin (voice)
Lewis Black ... Jimmy (voice)
Mario Cantone ... Sidney (voice)
Dane Cook ... Online Penguin (voice)
Dave Coulier ... There's no snow Penguin (voice)
Norm Crosby ... Carl's Grandfather (voice)
Drea de Matteo ... Ester (voice)
Cliff Dorfman ... Angry Penguin (voice)
Adam Duritz ... Sensitive Guy Penguin (voice)
Vanessa Lee Evigan ... Hilton Penguin (voice)
Harvey Fierstein ... Sheila (voice)
Whoopi Goldberg ... Helen (voice)
Gilbert Gottfried ... Freezing Nuts Penguin (voice)
Alyson Hannigan ... Hottie Penguin (voice)
Jim Hazelton ... No Personality Penguin (voice)
Jonathan Katz ... Steve The Owl (voice)
Jamie Kennedy ... Jamie (voice)
David Koechner ... Melvin (voice)
Brie Larson ... I need a Z-pack Penguin (voice)
Lori Loughlin ... Melvin-Smacking Penguin (voice)
Jon Lovitz ... My eyes are up here Penguin (voice)
Norm MacDonald ... Join Twosomes Penguin (voice)
Carlos Mencia ... Juan Sanchez (voice)
David Michie ... Sly Penguin (voice)
Mo'Nique ... Vicky (voice)
Tracy Morgan ... Marcus (voice)
Bob Saget ... Carl (voice)
Nick Simunek ... Daddy likes that Penguin (voice)
John Stamos ... What's global warming Penguin (voice)



* Plot :


In this spoof of "March of the Penguins," nature footage of penguins near the South Pole gets a soundtrack of human voices. Carl and Jimmy, best friends, walk 70 miles to the mating grounds where the female penguins wait. The huddled masses of females - especially Melissa and Vicki - talk about males, mating, and what might happen this year. Carl, Jimmy, and the other males make the long trek talking about food, fornication and flatulence. Until this year, Carl's sex life has been dismal, but he falls hard for Melissa. She seems to like him. A crisis develops when Jimmy comes upon something soft in the dark. Can friends forgive? Does parenthood await Carl and Melissa?

Warhead (1977)

Director: John O'Connor
Writers: Buddy Ruskin
Patrick Foulk
Release Date: February 1977 (USA)
Genre: Action - Adventure - War


* Cast :

David Janssen ... Tony Stevens
Karin Dor ... Liora
Christopher Stone ... Ben-David
Art Metrano ... Mario
Tuvia Tavi ... Meshugi
David Semadar ... Malouf
Joan Freeman ... Namoi
Mordechai Arnon ... Pupik (as Pupik Arnon)

* Plot:

A weapons expert is reluctantly sent on a mission to a middle-east warzone to locate a lost nuclear warhead and dismantle it before it falls into the wrong hands. But before he can complete his work, he is taken prisoner and thrust into the conflict, and finds himself looking out for more than just the warhead.

Attack of the Crab Monster

Directed by Roger Corman - A group of scientists travel to a remote island to study the effects of nuclear weapons tests, only to get stranded when their airplane explodes.


The team soon discovers that the island has been taken over by crabs that have mutated into enormous, intelligent monsters.


To add to their problems, the island is slowly sinking into the ocean. Will any of them manage to escape?